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nnilkshake:

why test on animals when there r people who r rude to waiters

radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

martinfreeman:

catholicamputee:

this was the weirdest movie ever.

shrek 2 was the highest grossing film of 2004 and is the 26th highest grossing film of all time

ambrister:

grumpysalmon:

what the fuck is going on

THERE IT IS

darecrowavis:

simsgonewrong:

So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out 

"THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF MY JOB."

glinted:

i did this once and i got stuck and got told off by the employees

legfruit:

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

kingofscots:

panic

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at the disco

smallgovernment:

at this point I’ve nearly forgotten that pirating movies and software is illegal

budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

frowl:

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

notchicken:

strazza-thats-me:

dankickedphilsstickz:

barackobaema:

Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit. 

OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?

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I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF

WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

imageJUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.

Holy fuck are you guys okay

larstheyeti:

This is my life now.